Funny Vandals sa UP.

From the: Friendster Discussion Boards of UPd

FA Wall:

"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
AS:

AS chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na
pagdidikitan. ...

AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"

BIO:

Bio chair:

"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"

Reply:

"the future you are holding is very small."

GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:

"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:

"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD?"

3rd floor math cr:

"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons

"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same
hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
" mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI:

nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:

"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:

"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

Reply:

"Pray to God"

nakakatawa rin yung sa math CRs

someone wrote: i hate my boyfriend
replies: i love my boyfriend
i love your boyfriend
your boyfriend loves me

tsaka yung

"dapat ko na bang sagutin yung nanliligaw sa akin e last night ko lang siya nakilala?"

someone replied: "nakapasa ka ba ng UPCAT?"

ang dami na palang variations nung "push button to eject teacher".

meron pa akong nakita sa cal building, this time sa desk naman ng prof: "push button to eject stupid students"